I Want You Inside Me!
That’s what I said to the bag of chips I got today. Here’s something you should put in your pretty little face hole:
Hawaiian Sweet Maui Onion Potato Chips
You can order chips online and have them shipped to your door? Really!? This is fantastic news for lazy people everywhere. The biggest decision is how much of a fatty you want their shipping department to think you are! Do you go with six 9 oz. bags, twelve 9 oz. bags, a case of forty-eight 1.5 oz. bags or a case of thirty 2.5 oz. bags? One might make you seem like a fatty with some sort of desire to control your portion size, but that’s it. Don’t think for a second that they’ll assume these are for little Timmy’s brown bag lunch. There’s no way in H you’re giving the good chips to that little bastard after you caught him you-know-whatting online to his school chum’s MySpace pictures- he gets the store brand cheese doodles. These delicious crunchgasms are all yours, buy the big bag and be proud.
Wash ‘em down with a bottle of Henry Weinhard’s Orange Cream, you can buy a new belt on Sunday.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
You should write food descriptions for Schwan’s or Figi’s catalog food sellers….lol
cauz that is effin awesome, my mouth is watering for me some chips, now!
August 20th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
My words do not do these delicious treats justice. They are quite possibly the best chip ever invented. I challenge anyone to make a better chip!