Posts Tagged ‘blog’

Re: elbow macaroni #128

Monday, July 21st, 2008

 I’m Not A Player, I Just Crush A Lot

I grew up watching American Gladiators, and when I heard it was not only coming back, but in prime time, I didn’t know what to think. I didn’t catch any of the first season due to my work schedule (I’m horribly lazy about setting up new recordings on my DVR, one of the greatest inventions of all time for lazy people!), but I finally caught a promo during Scrubs or The Office and decided to record the shit out of it. By the way, isn’t it a shame that NBC bumped Scrubs around so much? It’s a really good show, not many half hour programs can combine comedy and drama as well as the writers do. It’s on ABC next season, which could be funny since they’ve taken jabs at Grey’s Anatomy. (Yes, I know I jumped from American Gladiators to Scrubs, but I have B.A.D.D.- Blog Attention Deficit Disorder. Maybe even B.A.D.H.D.?) The dynamic between all the characters, even if they’re not in the ‘main’ storyline, is perfect. Scrubs came after Spin City, so I’m betting that I’ll like whatever project Randall Winston takes on next.

Anyway, back to today’s comic. Gina Carano, aka Crush, if you ever see this blog, I hope you’re not rolling your eyes and thinking, “Why would he think I like sushi?” You might, you might not, I have no idea. If you’re ever in Seattle, maybe we can meet up at REI and see if they have some joust sticks next to the climbing wall. Or not, whatever. We could go see a movie, or just get lost in each other’s eyes in the Space Needle elevator while that button pusher guy in the funny hat politely looks at the floor hoping I slip him a five-spot. I mean it.. Get at me, boo.

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Seen at Jack in the Box

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Are they really this far out on the out-of-ideas-ledge? They’re about to fall.

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I Want You Inside Me!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

That’s what I said to the bag of chips I got today. Here’s something you should put in your pretty little face hole:

Hawaiian Sweet Maui Onion Potato Chips

You can order chips online and have them shipped to your door? Really!? This is fantastic news for lazy people everywhere. The biggest decision is how much of a fatty you want their shipping department to think you are! Do you go with six 9 oz. bags, twelve 9 oz. bags, a case of forty-eight 1.5 oz. bags or a case of thirty 2.5 oz. bags? One might make you seem like a fatty with some sort of desire to control your portion size, but that’s it. Don’t think for a second that they’ll assume these are for little Timmy’s brown bag lunch. There’s no way in H you’re giving the good chips to that little bastard after you caught him you-know-whatting online to his school chum’s MySpace pictures- he gets the store brand cheese doodles. These delicious crunchgasms are all yours, buy the big bag and be proud.

Wash ‘em down with a bottle of Henry Weinhard’s Orange Cream, you can buy a new belt on Sunday.

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Twitter

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

Is for people who forgot how to masturbate, right?

I don’t get it. (But I still signed up, internet!)

http://twitter.com/jondarcel

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Re: Busted Rhymes: Part 8

Friday, February 20th, 2009

I thought I told ya that we won’t stop!
I thought I told ya that we won’t stop! Eh eh!

Eight raps? Will it ever be enough? I don’t think so. If there are any other elbow macaroni comics you’d like to see remixed, revisited or refried, let me know. I’ll get out the mouse (and the bean burritos).

Toodles!

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Open Letter

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Dear Crunch & Munch manufacturers,

The side of the box says there are 3.5 servings per box. The last three boxes I purchased were all short 2.5 servings each. Please get your shit together.

Jon Darcel
CEO, Line Producer
elbowcomics.com

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Re: Street Cred

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

I usually have a few ideas bouncing around in my head for elbow macaroni, and one was for Colin trying to get some street cred. I just happened to get something in the mail yesterday that just happened to be wrapped in bubble wrap. Since Colin would never actually pop a cap in anyone’s ass, the bubble wrap was a perfect way for him to school elbow while not backing down. Sometimes you’re happy with minute rice and life hands you a 30 second time machine. When that happens, you don’t say no.

So what was in the box? A stone I ordered. A stone that is capable of taking out two birds all by itelf. Fly away, little stone. Fly away. I’ll be right here, eating my rice.

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Re: random comic button!

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Want a surprise? How about a randomly selected elbow macaroni comic? Sweet! I’ve got just the thing. When you’re done reading a comic, you’ve scrolled down a bit. Now, look to the left of the comic for the button:

Click on it. It says what it does and it does what it says. Like magic! (There’s one on the right side, too. You got options, baby!)

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Re: 262: Mysteries Unsolved: Volume 5 (The Incredelbow Hulk)

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Just because I wanted to, that’s why.

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Re: Colin’s Letter III (What’s in a name?)

Monday, August 24th, 2009

I had a fair amount of bloggy blabbering about how Suicide Girls came up with their name, but then I realized I named my comic elbow macaroni. So I pressed backspace.

This blog has ended! I hope you enjoyed reading it. This part here doesn’t count as part of the blog, it ended when I said it did.

Jon Darcel
CEO, elbowcomics.com

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